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Keithism's, or Pearls of Wilderness Wisdom you may or may not want to follow.
1. When throwing a rock tied to a rope over a dead tree snag in an effort to obtain firewood, don't place your face in the path of the rock as it swings back to earth!
2. When attaching your butane cartridge to your stove, do so away from the fire please. (That means you Moondoggie!)
3. Standing still under a tree in a cold hail storm is not a good freaking idea. Get your ass moving lest you turn into a popsicle.
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